Stuck On An Island I am stuck on an island I am getting ready to swim for shore I am stuck on an island and I just can’t take it anymore My phone doesn’t work and I can’t check my mail I’m so ready to just set sail Knowing my luck the wind wouldn’t blow and I’ll still be here buried to my head in the snow There’s no place to go and not much to do I’d much rather be in Kalamazoo Drinking a Two Hearted or an Oberon As soon as I stepped foot on this island I’d been here to long Everyone knows everyone else and Here I am all by myself Stuck on this island again I’m just waiting for my ship to come in